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Just For Laughs
Dumb Laws.....
Alabama
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It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
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It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
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Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
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It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
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You must have windshield wipers on your car.
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Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
Florida
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If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
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You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
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It is considered an offense to shower naked.
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You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Georgia
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It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
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Signs are required to be written in English.
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Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
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One man may not be on another man's back.
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It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
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Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
South Carolina
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It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
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It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
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It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club.
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Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
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By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Tennessee
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You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
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It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
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"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
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Driving is not to be done while asleep.
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The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
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It is legal to gather and consume road kill.
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It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
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It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
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